quentintortellini:

one way 

or another

i’m gonna find ya

i’m gonna frick ya frick ya frick ya frick ya

Also I now know that I’m 5’3 which is nice

pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

cumbertrekky:

Those at YOU HQ who were still sitting on the Benedict Cumberbatch fence practically flung themselves over it on seeing this vision in a wet shirt. BC found his inner Darcy for a shoot with Jason Bell (he of cute Prince George photo fame), who was commissioned by TK Maxx to shoot a variety of famous faces, including Liam Neeson, Kate Winslet and Jerry Hall, to celebrate ten years of its Give Up Clothes For Good campaign, which has raised more than £17 million for Cancer Research. Bell’s photographs will be exhibited at La Galleria on Pall Mall, London, from Tuesday until Saturday. tkmaxx.com.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2753521/Front-Row-Whats-hot-happening-week.html#ixzz3DEyqxjqK 

cumbertrekky:

Those at YOU HQ who were still sitting on the Benedict Cumberbatch fence practically flung themselves over it on seeing this vision in a wet shirt. BC found his inner Darcy for a shoot with Jason Bell (he of cute Prince George photo fame), who was commissioned by TK Maxx to shoot a variety of famous faces, including Liam Neeson, Kate Winslet and Jerry Hall, to celebrate ten years of its Give Up Clothes For Good campaign, which has raised more than £17 million for Cancer Research. Bell’s photographs will be exhibited at La Galleria on Pall Mall, London, from Tuesday until Saturday. tkmaxx.com.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2753521/Front-Row-Whats-hot-happening-week.html#ixzz3DEyqxjqK 

Beyoncé - Sex On Fire (Cover)
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thatgirl-intexas:

'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon lead singer)

THE BEST.

me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
reapersun:

DERLAINE AND I DID THIS GROSS COLLAB FOR VAMPIRE!HIDDLEBATCH
because of these recent photos here and here and a long weird IM convo
I did the first inks and then derlaine fixed tom’s face and then we both did color versions and you should check hers out because SHIT IT’S SEXY MAN THEIR GOLDEN EYES AND HOT VAMPIRE OUTFITS SUGHGUHGGFJFGHGJF

reapersun:

DERLAINE AND I DID THIS GROSS COLLAB FOR VAMPIRE!HIDDLEBATCH

because of these recent photos here and here and a long weird IM convo

I did the first inks and then derlaine fixed tom’s face and then we both did color versions and you should check hers out because SHIT IT’S SEXY MAN THEIR GOLDEN EYES AND HOT VAMPIRE OUTFITS SUGHGUHGGFJFGHGJF